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All right. I'm flat broke, but I can scrape up a Euro. Who wants to buy a house in Sicily with me? I'm kack-handed with power tools, but I'm willing to learn. I will do all the cookery and learn the local language for liaison purposes. I can lift things. I have furniture to get us started.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/17/italian-town-sambuca-sicily-dozens-homes-for-sale-one-euro

Seriously. I think it sounds great!