Synonyms

[fabrisse]

<http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=thamiris&itemid=119589&view=2685477#t2685477>Thamiris has a good discussion going about the term "cockhead" as opposed to "head of the cock."

This started my train of thought and connected to something that I noticed months ago: fandom cliches. For instance in one fandom that I've explored, female genitalia is usually described by the word "twat." This is a word that I just loathe. It took reading several stories in that fandom to realize that the authors weren't meaning it as an insult. In the same fandom, the mail ejaculate was virtually always referred to as "jism," and the act of orgasm was "jizzing." Neither phrase is appealing.

So. I want synonyms. Words that I might not think to use because Smallville has its own cliches for the various parts.

Points for originality will be given.

Comments

[undauntra.livejournal.com]

Purple-helmeted soldier of love!
(You didn't ask for good, just different.)

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

An excellent point. *g*

[mightyllama.livejournal.com]

I always liked "Purple-headed custard chucker" myself...

Purple...

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

That's the worst I've ever heard. *eg* I may need to start a challenge based on this idea. Hmmmmm.

How you doing, sweets?

Re: Purple...

[mightyllama.livejournal.com]

Ah, but a challenge for the best (worst) euphamism, or a challenge to see how it can be suitaably written in to a story?

I'm good thanks dearie. Uni's a blast, and Christmas was actually bearable. I have a rotten throat infection at the moment though. How are things going with you and yours?

Re: Purple...

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

To see how many can be incorporated into a story. And considering the two examples in this thread, we may have to redefine "Purple Prose."

Good over all. Some bad moments, but I'm lucky to have good friends to get me through them.