ext_350082 ([identity profile] harvey-rrit.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] fabrisse 2013-09-18 06:23 am (UTC)

In the West they shoot people.

In the East that's considered rude; they just cut them dead in the street.

In the Midwest they don't shoot people they've been introduced to.

(In the South they don't shoot people unless they've been introduced. Why do you think it's called the "Civil" War?)

I tend to think of the Midwest as any State that has a piece between the Mississippi River and the Ohio River. So far it's never been a critical issue, but if it ever is I'll make my case.

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